The greatest text message I received today, from a friend who is volunteering for a political campaign, passing out pamphlets and getting people’s signatures: “Young people like me, black people like me, crunchy white people like me, hobos adore me. Old people are on the fence. Fat dudes hate me, bros hate me, women with too much makeup hate me, old men despise me (unless ethnic). Oh, and my biggest fans were girls that can’t vote.”
America!