I know I’ve said this before, but the odds of us actually playing “Freebird?” There are no odds. It is not gonna happen. I’ll start with the first reason - we have no idea how to play “Freebird.” The second reason is, in the Lovebug’s natural habitat, that would just fucking kill him and you wouldn’t want that. He’s adorable! He is cute. Thirdly, even if, like, somebody, pick your diety, whatever, some god came down from the heavens or the hills or whatever and blessed us with some vast knowledge of “Freebird,” we could play it backwards, we could sing it backwards, all that crazy shit, we still just wouldn’t do it. If this was the Make A Wish foundation and you were gonna die, in twenty minutes, just long enough to play “Freebird,” we still wouldn’t play it. And here’s the end reason. The end reason is life is too fucking short to play or hear “Freebird.”

Priceless between-song banter from Isaac Brock of Modest Mouse, captured forever on the Baron Von Bullshit Rides Again live disc. Recorded in Florida. Ergo the Herbie the Love Bug reference.

Please help me raise money for Light the Night

perpetua:

On October 16th 2010, I am going to be taking part in a Light the Night walk in Queens to raise money for the Leukemia and Lymphoma Society. This is a significant date for me personally, as it will be the first anniversary of my father’s death from complications of lymphoma. I will be walking in his memory, but raising money to help all the individuals and families still struggling with blood cancers. If you click on the above link, you can learn more about the Leukemia & Lymphoma Society, and if you can afford it, donate some money to the cause. Any help at all means a lot, even if you’re only just reblogging this post to spread the word. Thank you!

Weekend in review



1) Mediocre pancakes: The jury isn’t out on Chelsea Royal Diner in Brattleboro, VT. We did make the tactical error of getting the “whole wheat” pancakes with blueberries and real maple syrup. So the results weren’t what they should’ve been. Last week’s pancake pursuit, Elmer’s Store in Ashfield, MA, was so good that we’re going to go again.

2) Janelle Monae is Prince, David Byrne, a host of other iconic frontmen and women of their time. I saw her at a crappy college show in a gymnasium plagued by silly sound. She spent twenty minutes painting a painting of a woman’s backside during a song (*A thing, apparently. Super funny in this case). I felt mixed about the album (talented, but too shaggy), the idea of a college show wasn’t appealing, but man, it was so worth it. She killed it, and all the kids ended up dancing by the end. Really one of the best shows I’ve seen this year - and I’m sure she’d say it was one of her worst shows! It was so fun.

3) The “Elaine Benes” style trickles down to mall stores so that 18-year-old college girls in September all look like Kelly Kapowski. 90s ahoy! And drunk 18-year-olds in September have some signature moves: enter into the gymnasium with hands and arms up in the air, hips gyrating, and squealing like it’s so amazing to have run into people in your college at a college event. Totally amusing to watch on an anthropological level, and I felt very thankful for the self-confidence that comes with age.

4) Eli “Paperboy” Reed opened for Janelle Monae, and he’s a neo-soul type that’s impossible to not make fun of. Particularly since he lacks charisma and doesn’t come off like someone who’s ever had sex before. And there was one song called “Explosion,” a single entendre of a song, where he mutters, at one point, “all over your FACE!” We slouched in the bleachers for his set.

5) Had an Adrien Brody sighting at his mom’s photography opening upstate. He was pretty chilled out, and it was sort of endearing to see him in good son mode.

6) Saw a writer I love, Nick Flynn, read inside a church in Vermont. Have you read Another Bullshit Night in Suck City? You should, if you haven’t. It will change you.

7) Reacquainted myself with a piece of Vermont paradise, the town of Brattleboro, which is like my personal vision of the Gilmore Girls’ Stars Hollow. It was nice to go to the great coffeeshop and drink maple syrup lattes and perfect carrot cake.

one of the students asked if it was like what happened in the movie Inception. i said i’d never heard of that. they were pretty surprised. one of them said “wait, you didn’t see it?” i said no i’d never heard of it. he said “you must be the only one.”
then i said “i don’t go to the movies, ever. after i saw Never Back Down, i figured nothing else could top it.”
From A Blog’s Pot, which is written by a friend who, every time I see a feature on Tao Lin, I’m like, why doesn’t the world know about my brilliant friend who is currently interested in remaining anonymous although he shouldn’t instead of the boring Tao Lin?

I also appreciated this joke since I’ve had a running joke regarding Never Back Down with Stu. It’s a really applicable movie title when you’re hiking. Or nervous. Just remember: Never Back Down! It’s a really useful mantra.

Recent reading

Books! I love ‘em. Can’t get enough. I had the pleasure of reading several books recently and had so many opinions about them. They’re all worth reading!

Fury, by Koren Zailckas - Zailckas is the author of Smashed: I was a teenage binge drinker (yes, I got the title wrong, but that’s basically the book), which I presume has sold quite a bit, since you STILL see it for sale in the Target book section, and when I heard her next book was called Fury, it was hard not to giggle. I mean, of course you’re angry! You had a binge drinking problem! It was such a neat line, and sort of amusing as a result. Zailckas is from the suburbs of Massachusetts as well, and it was hard not to think, waggishly, that someone could’ve just written: “I was an Irish Catholic from Massachusetts” and there’s your book in one fell swoop.

Those are just my peanut gallery thoughts, anyways. The thing about Zailckas’ career as a memoirist is that she’s a talented, precocious writer and has an ability to pick a super-relevant topic so it’s easy to think, gee, why didn’t I write this book? (Not that I myself would’ve, but a book written by a young woman about drinking and anger - those books were going to be written.) Fury is weirdly self-conscious; more the diary of a hell of a year, it reads like something that’s been written and rewritten time after time after time, and Zailckas tells you about this process in the writing. Her idea was a vaguely academic look at women and anger; but a bad breakup, moving back in with her emotionally closed-off, Yankee-as-heck family, and writer’s block led to something closer to the bone. It was a compelling read, with lots of cited research like an A student, but I was far, far more interested in the drama of her life, and not the remnants of the book she had initially proposed, with some meditation, herbs, and an anger retreat. Things like that. The definitive book on Angry Young Women could still stand to be written, but this was an interesting and educational read.

Along the lines of Smashed, there’s clearly a space available for a woman in her 20s to write the definitive book about hooking up or not hooking up, you know? Like the answer book to that terrible Unhooked that came out awhile ago. I promise you, your book will likely end up in Target if you write the proposal.

Big Girls Don’t Cry, by Rebecca Traister - Interestingly enough, Traister interviewed Zailckas for Smashed, and her take on the author was, “this girl is so angry.” Anyways, Traister’s recent book about the 2008 election, and how Hilary’s inevitability gave way to Obama and oh no, Palin, left me feeling a mess of feelings. The most prominent was a sort of anger at the mess that is the 24-hour news cycle. So little humanity gets filtered through it; a bunch of smart people are just coming up with the most immediate narrative-for-now about people. Hilary got screwed by it, and her handlers ran a terrible campaign; and to relive all the way this potential got squandered is just crushing.

Obama comes off as a bit of a cold fish in this book, sweetie, and Obama supporters don’t say anything concrete about why he would be a better candidate than Hilary. Traister cites a lot of blog-talk and her friends, and that tendency was really frustrating.

Traister spends 5 pages talking about SNL and Sarah Palin, and she could’ve written more. It was pretty fascinating considering the role that SNL played in satirizing the VP nominee, the way that a super pregnant Amy Poehler rapped about Palin’s schtick in her face. It made me love Poehler even more.

The analysis of Palin and feminism was probably the strongest part. Feminism and conservative women is an interesting thing to consider and it could be its own book for sure. Are they two incompatible stances? Are they not? It makes my head hurt to think about it. The chapter on Gloria Steinem’s much-maligned op-ed was good, too. And heartbreaking. Absolutely heartbreaking. It was an interesting, unsatisfying book, and certainly not the definitive look at the 2008 campaign. But my heart broke broke broke for Hilary and her supporters. And I do wish that Obama had picked her as VP. It made me think of what overachieving women have to give up and subliminate in order to achieve, and how it’s hard not to resent the ways the next generation has it easier, and how that can easily lead to intergenerational strife. Worth reading! Get the paperback!

Rat Girl, by Kristin Hersh - I loved this book, but I am a sucker for a couple of things, in particular, books written by members of seminal Boston-area bands. (I also loved Joe Pernice’s It Feels So Good When I Stop, which is about stasis.) What’s interesting about Hersh’s writing - and it’s absolutely the same deal with her music, which is strange and terrifying - is that she has this voice that’s like a new language. She simply puts things in a different fashion. I thought Rat Girl was as raw and real as a My So Called Life episode. Again, it was the diary of a strange year. She finds out she’s bipolar, her band gets signed, she gets pregnant. But there’s something completely new about the way Hersh writes. I felt locked into her feelings, almost like I understood her and almost like she was a completely foreign alien. And on top of it, she has this fantastic relationship with an older woman, the actress Betty Hutton (best known for Preston Sturges’ dirty, dirty, dirty The Miracle of Morgan’s Creek), who was taking classes at her father’s college. It’s all so good, down to the Gilbert Hernandez drawing on the cover. Just go read it now.

Recent writing

For Free Flick Fridays at TribecaFilm.com:

Grey Gardens - You know what broke my heart about this film? The way that these older women were just so happy to be getting attention from the Maysles and their team. It just reminded me of the way that society ignores the aged, that soon enough you just don’t exist in some people’s eyes.



Wristcutters: A Love Story - Thank god there are still really weird films to be made. This is one of several films that has Gogol Bordello’s Eugene Hutz as a muse.



Smiley Face (You have UNTIL FRIDAY to watch Anna Faris in this stoner comedy. Then it goes away. It is worth it if you like stoner comedies, I suppose.)



Paper Moon - You MUST watch Paper Moon. It’s one of the greats.